Fat is popping out in awful places... The birthday girl is wearing a fake Burberry plaid shawl with printed shoes. Is that...? Yes, it is... Clear plastic heels. There are also flip-flops on the left and a pink skirt that is far too tight on the right. Cheetah print with red shoes? I know a very nice stripper that combines the same two elements...
"Hi, girls! How do I look? I was just making sure everyone here knew that I had boobs... Just to emphasize them, I stuck this fabulous Forever21 charm necklace smack in the middle of them! Sexy, right?"
We are the Barred Girls. We think its hilarious that you display your love handles on a drunken Thursday night. We find it unthinkable to wear flip-flops to a bar. We think Abercrombie has its place... in 8th grade.
If you see awful attire at your college bar, email us at barredgirls@gmail.com.