
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Mistake #234897: Trying too hard.
Ooo, yeah baby... I love when you pose with a chip clip in your hair, wearing sweatpants, sitting next to the tall fan in the kitchen... Sexy.


Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Circle the Fashion Offenses: Part II
Fat is popping out in awful places... The birthday girl is wearing a fake Burberry plaid shawl with printed shoes. Is that...? Yes, it is... Clear plastic heels. There are also flip-flops on the left and a pink skirt that is far too tight on the right. Cheetah print with red shoes? I know a very nice stripper that combines the same two elements...

Sunday, October 12, 2008
Budweiser?
Friday, October 10, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Top 5 ways to be mistaken for an overworked hooker...
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
How do I look?
Show me your guns.
Here is a great example for men of what NOT to do.
1) Never wear a plain T-Shirt out to a bar.
2) Hats are for keeping sun out of your eyes. Now I know most men are stupider then girls, but you have to know it is not sunny at night nor inside.
3) Earrings are hard to pull off for guys. Especially a hoop one while you are trying to prove your masculinity by showing us your guns.
4) Most importantly. Pamela Anderson is 1) a girl 2) trashy. Lets not follow her fashion and get tribal armband tattoos. 90's are over love.
You might not want to advertise that...
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Spare a Pair

I feel bad. It's not nice to make fun of a colorblind substitute teacher while she's taking her students to the Historical Armchair Museum for the 5th year in a row. You ARE a colorblind substitute teacher... right?
Listen, Miss B... I appreciate your lesson on using the graphing calculator, but you MUST learn to subtract those shoes from your wardrobe.
How do I look, girls?
Tipsy Tuesday Again...
Friday, October 3, 2008
Don't Make the Boys Cry
Thursday, October 2, 2008
At least your friend is strong
Prom-tastic
Monogram is never the answer...

So... close your eyes imagine that you have no style whatsoever. You want to exude a look of high fashion and creativity. So what do you pick? Monogrammed Louis Vuitton, right? WRONG!
And remmember, ladies.... Boys are only accessories. Pick good ones!
(When you combine the words "Too Cool" you get "Tool")
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Red Cups
Romeo & Juliet
Other Uses For Sneakers
Wacky Wedding Wednesday

Wedding days are suppose to be magical. Not if these are your friends! The girl in the green needs to put on a bra and take that awful red dye out of her to tightly curled locks. What is this prom again??? Out of respect for the bride I wont comment. (even though I should, I mean a strapless dress how original). The last girl need to understand that when dresses have designated triangles for the boobs, you are suppose to fit into them! coming out of the top or bottom is an insult to the bride. Unfortunately you can not dictate what people wear to your wedding which is the reason the barredgirl creators reject marriage.
She did the work for us...
What is wrong with this picture?
Shoes...omg shoes

Now girls...take a good look at these offensive stompers. Going out in flip flops - a surefire way to either ruin a perfectly good outfit or trash up an already awful one. My friend with the pointy white heels - I'm sure you could have found something much better to buy with your $20 (hair gel for your crunchy locks?) now take those things off before you poke someone's eye out while trying to give them an impromptu in-club lapdance.
Circle the Fashion Offenses
The garish pink top, matched with the plastic pink earrings, is vomit-inducing... To further offend and sicken us, she takes the picture with a tag and a sticker still on her jeans. In addition to her accidental accessorizing, her jeans are too light for the hideous top she is wearing. She tastefully finishes off the photo with a chubby, naked boy. Bravo.


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