Voted Most Likely to Pull a Britney

...In the lovely bathroom...

Two-for-Tuesdays

It's Tuesday! Know what that means? You get TWO trashy looks for the the price of ONE!

Fake nails!

Poof hair!

No Pants!

Clown Make-up!

Chase these shots with a gulp of pride, girls...

If you just ate a big meal and want something to make you throw up, look no further...

Enough said.

True Class. Opps I mean TRASH

Fake nails went out of style in the early 90's. Cigar, I mean really? or I am being punked? Finally, is she even wearing a shirt?

Juicy Torture

When is it ever OK to wear Juicy to a bar? When is it ever OK to wear Juicy besides the GYM? Also, note the poof circa-2001 on the girl in the far left corner. Ouch.

What ever happened to being "mysterious"? These girls need to learn the difference between sexy and just plain gross.

...And this is why we hate New Jersey.

::Note:: This picture was posted by the fashion offender on her Facebook.

Before I make fun of your cheap-looking mini skirt, can we talk about this seashell anklet?

Where to start?

Where to start ladies? The attempt at actually wearing pants is duly noted, but please, leave the jeans at home. Would it hurt you so much to change before you go out? And no, too-short too-tight tank tops are not sexy, they're trashy, especially when you're not Adriana Lima. I'm sorry to burst your 90's bubble by telling you that they've been out for ohh about 10 years now. I won't even talk about the printed bag who's picking her crotch in the back or the free spirit to the left in her split-sleeve see-thru rave sweater.

Thief!

The girl on the right actually STOLE my curtains and wrapped them around her tank top! What a clepto....

ps. Polka-dot girl knows teaches us all a valuable lesson: It doesn't matter how bad you dress, if your friends look 10x worse.

Please Put on a Shirt

Ok, I'm not saying you have to look like Audrey Hepburn every night... but there are simple steps you can take to ensure that you don't look like trash.



Step 1 - Wear a shirt.
Step 2 - Wear pants.
Step 3 - Wear clothes that fit you.
Step 4 - Accentuate your assets... not everything else.

Puff Paint and Bad Dresses

State school sororities are notorious for puff-paint decorations and bad dresses....
This girl is just perpetuating the stereotype...

What's wrong with this picture?

1. Too much pink fabric.

2. Zip-up hoodie.

3. Black/White/Red Debs dress on the far right.

4. Boob grabbing in some sort of red cheetah on the far left.

...and much, much more...

Feeling Low?

By the looks of your lady lumps, you may actually be too old for this blog...

Bad Hair Day?

Besides the gym, when is it ever OK to go out with hair like this?

ps. Don't even get me started on you, Blue.

Oops, I did it again...

I understand this is a theme night, but that still doesn't mean you should let it all hang out...
Can somebody say, "Wet Seal"?

Table Top vs. Muffin Top

If you must dance on top of the bar, can you at least not wear a stretchy, white, see-through dress?