Where to start ladies? The attempt at actually wearing pants is duly noted, but please, leave the jeans at home. Would it hurt you so much to change before you go out? And no, too-short too-tight tank tops are not sexy, they're trashy, especially when you're not Adriana Lima. I'm sorry to burst your 90's bubble by telling you that they've been out for ohh about 10 years now. I won't even talk about the printed bag who's picking her crotch in the back or the free spirit to the left in her split-sleeve see-thru rave sweater.
