Now girls...take a good look at these offensive stompers. Going out in flip flops - a surefire way to either ruin a perfectly good outfit or trash up an already awful one. My friend with the pointy white heels - I'm sure you could have found something much better to buy with your $20 (hair gel for your crunchy locks?) now take those things off before you poke someone's eye out while trying to give them an impromptu in-club lapdance.
